If you are losing touch with new technology, are growing increasingly hairy — in all the wrong places — and increasingly detest noisy environments, then you are middle-aged. Significantly, many now characterize the middle-aged years as 44-60. And, of course, if you continually misplace your glasses or feed the neighborhood birds more frequently, though you are still younger than 44 years, then you may just be acting middle-aged. Read on for some more telltale signs of your imminent demise.
From the Washington Post:
How do you know you’re middle-aged? How about when you wear clothes and shoes based on comfort rather than style, or grow hair in all the wrong places: nose, ears, eyebrows? Those are just two of the signs mentioned in a recent British survey about when middle age begins and how to identify it.
The 2,000 people surveyed by Benenden, a health-care and insurance firm, also made clear that middle age was no longer something for 30- or 40-year-olds to worry about. The life change, they said, began at 53. In fact, nearly half of the older-than-50s who were surveyed said they personally had not experienced “middle age” yet.
“A variety of factors — including more active lifestyles and healthier living — mean that people find their attitudes towards getting older are changing. Over half of the people surveyed didn’t feel that there even was such a thing as ‘middle age’ anymore,” Paul Keenan, head of communications at Benenden Health, said in a statement when the survey was released in August.
“Being ‘old’ appears to be a state of mind rather than being a specific age,” he added. “People no longer see ‘middle age’ as a numerical milestone and don’t tend to think of themselves as ‘old’ as they hit their fifties and beyond. I’m 54 myself, with the mind-set of a thirty-something — perhaps sometimes even that of a teenager!”
So beyond comfort shoes and ear hair, what are some signs that you’re no longer young? Here’s the full list offered up by respondents to the survey. Some are particularly British (e.g., joining the National Trust, taking a flask of tea on a day out). But you’ll get the point.
Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs
Finding you have no idea what “young people” are talking about
Needing an afternoon nap
Groaning when you bend down
Not remembering the name of any modern bands
Talking a lot about your joints/ailments
Hating noisy pubs
Getting more hairy — ears, eyebrows, nose, face, etc.
Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young
Preferring a night in with a board game than a night on the town
You don’t know any songs in the top 10
Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style
Taking a flask of tea on a day out
Obsessive gardening or bird feeding
Thinking there is nothing wrong with wearing an anorak
Forgetting people’s names
Booking a cruise
Misplacing your glasses, bag, car keys, etc.
Complaining about the rubbish on television these days
Gasping for a cup of tea
Getting bed socks for Christmas and being very grateful
Taking a keen interest in “The Antiques Road Show”
When you start complaining about more things
Listening to the Archers
You move from Radio 1 to Radio 2
Joining the National Trust
Being told off for politically incorrect opinions
Flogging the family car for something sportier
When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore
You get shocked by how racy music videos are
Taking a keen interest in the garden
Buying travel sweets for the car
Considering going on a “no children” cruise for a holiday
When you know your alcohol limit
Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates
Always carrying a handy pack of tissues
Falling asleep after one glass of wine
Spending more money on face creams/anti-aging products
Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in
By comparison to those who participated in the British survey, Americans have a different take on when middle age begins, at least according to a paper published in 2011 by researchers at Florida State University. That study, which used nationally representative data collected in 1995-1996 and 2004-2006, showed that the perceived beginning of middle age varied, not surprisingly, depending on the age group that was providing the estimate. Overall, the researchers said, most people think of middle age as beginning at 44 and ending at 60.
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